Cetacean Milk Co.

The Company Store · Protection Island, BC

Wear the crest.

Our most affordable products, by a very wide margin.

Merchandise

Totes & tees, house standard.

Every piece is finished on Protection Island and ships from our Nanaimo terminal by solar barge, alongside the milk. No purchase confers dairy allocation, though we admire the attempt.

Natural canvas tote bag with the Cetacean Milk Co. crest SW-01 · Heavyweight organic canvas

The Crest Tote

Heavyweight organic canvas, the crest printed in full. Rated to carry two bottles of Lot 001 or one very committed cheese order.

$85.00CAD
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Navy tote bag with brass whale and Cetacean Milk Co. wordmark SW-02 · Heavyweight canvas, abyss

The Fjord Tote

Abyss-navy canvas with the house whale in brass. The interior pocket fits a chart of Sanctuary Pen No. 1, folded once.

$95.00CAD
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Navy t-shirt with the Cetacean Milk Co. crest on the chest SW-03 · Heavyweight organic cotton, abyss

The Crest Tee

Heavyweight cotton in abyss navy, the crest printed at the chest in full colour. Pre-washed in fresh water, out of respect for the product.

$120.00CAD · S–XXL
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Bone t-shirt reading Pastured but Unpasteurized SW-04 · Heavyweight organic cotton, vintage white

The Slogan Tee

Pastured but unpasteurized. The house philosophy on heavyweight cotton in vintage white. Conversation guaranteed; conversation quality not guaranteed.

$120.00CAD · S–XXL
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Bone t-shirt printed with the SMRD-10 subsea milking robot drone schematic SW-05 · Cotton, bone · three-panel print

The Schematic Tee

Printed on three panels: the SMRD-10 subsea milking drone as a full attachment schematic across the chest, the house wordmark spanning the back, and the crest roundel on the left sleeve. A technical drawing you can wear — for those who ask how the milk gets out.

$120.00CAD · S–XXL
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White enamel mug with silver rim and the Cetacean Milk Co. crest SW-06 · 12 oz enamel, silver rim

The Enamel Mug

Camp-grade enamelware bearing the crest. Holds 12 oz of anything, though we suggest what the whales suggest. Hand-wash; the crest has earned it.

$65.00CAD
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Ordering & Shipping

How it works.

Email shop@cemico.ca with the item, quantity, and size where applicable. Every piece is made to order on premium heavyweight cotton — printed when you order it, never before — at the production house nearest you; Canadian orders are printed in Canada. The solar barge sends its regrets. Exchanges are accepted; returns are composted respectfully.